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 Posted: Sun Feb 17th, 2013 18:48
Eric



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Robert wrote:
Is this related to the five fishes and three loaves?

You never know! :rofl:

I see that lightng struck the Vatican twice on the eve of the Pope's announcement.

o.O

At the risk of sounding a little irreverent (apologies to any devout Christians in advance but I have cleaned it up ) it reminded me of the old golf story....

A bishop and a banker were playing golf. The banker took an airshot at the first tee. "missed the !!+&# b*gger!" he exclaimed.
The bishop reprimanded him for his language.
He took another swing "missed the !!+&# b*gger!", he again screamed
"my son, my son you must refrain from such language. God will punish you for this blasphemy"
The banker took another swing and " missed the !!+&# !!+&# b*gger!!!"

The heavens darkened, cloud billowed and then parted and a bolt of lighting shot down and hit the bishop.

"missed the !!+&# b*gger" came a booming voice.


Sorry!:devil:



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